Original Uarning Ugly Boobs Underneath T Shirt Sweater
The subway screeched to a halt, plunging us into darkness. Groans erupted. I sighed, pulling my phone out, but no signal. Great. I glanced around, feeling self-conscious. I was wearing my “Original Uarning Ugly Boobs Underneath T Shirt Sweater” – a gag gift from my friend, featuring cartoon boobs barely concealed by a too-small sweater.
Suddenly, a woman across from me chuckled. “Love the shirt! My sister has the same one.” A man chimed in, “My wife would kill for that!” Soon, a lively discussion about ridiculous t-shirts filled the stalled car. We traded stories of embarrassing fashion choices and questionable gift ideas. The delay didn’t seem so bad anymore. Turns out, ugly boobs could be a surprisingly good icebreaker. When the train finally lurched back to life, I had a few new friends and a newfound appreciation for questionable fashion.
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SHIPPING TIME
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- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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