Original Minion Kids These Days Are Soft Im Pretty Sure I Died Once When I Was 7 And My Mom Made Me Walk It Off T Shirt Sweater
The lunch rush at “Burger Bliss” was a symphony of sizzling patties and boisterous chatter. I navigated the crowded tables, clutching my tray, when a voice cut through the din.
“Excuse me! I love your shirt!”
I turned to see a woman, maybe mid-thirties, with a mischievous glint in her eye. My “Original Minion Kids These Days Are Soft I’m Pretty Sure I Died Once When I Was 7 And My Mom Made Me Walk It Off T Shirt Sweater” had clearly done its job.
“Thanks,” I chuckled, feeling a kinship with a fellow survivor of the ‘tough love’ generation.
“Seriously, that’s the most relatable thing I’ve seen all week,” she said, gesturing to the ridiculous graphic. “My mom used to put butter on everything. Broken bones, scraped knees… butter was the cure-all.”
We both laughed, a shared understanding passing between us. Maybe the world was getting softer, but some memories, like the sting of iodine and the taste of butter on a wound, were forever etched in our minds.
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