Original Im With The Fbi Frequently Blacked Out Individual T Shirt Sweater
The latte was a casualty. It arced through the air in slow motion, a tan tidal wave heading straight for my “Original Im With The Fbi Frequently Blacked Out Individual T Shirt Sweater.” Groaning, I dabbed uselessly with a napkin.
“Oh, I am so sorry!” The barista, a young guy with vibrant purple hair, looked mortified.
“It’s fine,” I sighed, gesturing at the now-stained acronyms. “Just adds to the mystique.”
He squinted. “Wait… is that… I thought it was a band name! Like, ‘The Frequently Blacked Out Individuals’ or something.”
I chuckled. “Nope. Just a bad joke. I’m definitely not affiliated with any government agencies, frequently or otherwise.”
“Well,” he grinned, grabbing a cloth, “at least now you have a story to tell. And maybe some extra caffeine stains will make it even more convincing?”
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SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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