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The subway doors screeched to a halt halfway through the tunnel. An announcement crackled about signal problems and indefinite delays. Groans rippled through the crowded car. I pulled out my phone, resigned to the inevitable.
Then, a chuckle. “Bold statement,” a woman with bright pink hair said, nodding at my “Original Im Not Mr Right But Ill Fuck You Ornaments T Shirt Sweater.” I’d forgotten I was wearing it, a gag gift from a friend.
“It’s…a conversation starter,” I mumbled, cheeks burning.
“Clearly!” A man across the aisle chimed in, grinning. Soon, a lively debate erupted. Some were scandalized, others amused. We argued about the shirt’s message, about societal expectations, about the audacity of wearing it on public transport. The delay stretched on, but the tension in the car evaporated, replaced by laughter and surprisingly insightful discussion fueled by my questionable fashion choice. Maybe this shirt wasn’t so bad after all.
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