Original Handymans Crack Camouflage T Shirt Sweater
The TSA agent eyed my “Original Handymans Crack Camouflage T Shirt Sweater” with suspicion. It was, admittedly, a questionable fashion choice for air travel. The faux tools printed across the chest seemed to trigger something in the agent. “Sir, please step aside.”
As I waited, a woman with a well-worn passport approached. “That shirt,” she chuckled, “you’ll learn. Travel is about efficiency.” She launched into a rapid-fire list: “Pack light, rolling is superior to folding, and always, always wear slip-on shoes.” She pointed to my sneakers. “Rookie mistake.”
She continued, “And for the love of all that is holy, never wear anything that could remotely resemble a weapon. Stick to plain colors, easy fabrics, and a smile. It works wonders.” The agent finally waved me through. “Safe travels,” the woman winked, heading towards her gate.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]