Official What If We Kissed In The Government Cheese Caves In Springfield Mo Over 1 5 Billion Ibs Of Cheese T Shirt Sweater

Official What If We Kissed In The Government Cheese Caves In Springfield Mo Over 1 5 Billion Ibs Of Cheese T Shirt Sweater

Agnes Periwinkle, bless her cotton socks, was known for her… eccentric fashion choices. Today was no exception. She proudly sported her brand new “Official What If We Kissed In The Government Cheese Caves In Springfield Mo Over 1.5 Billion Ibs Of Cheese T Shirt Sweater” – a mouthful of a garment if ever there was one.

The problem wasn’t the sweater itself, but the sheer volume of cheese-related enthusiasm it exuded. As Agnes was demonstrating her prize-winning rutabaga at the county fair, she leaned over to explain its unique marbling to Judge Mildred McMillan.

Suddenly, the oversized, slightly-too-enthusiastically-printed cheese lettering on the front of her sweater caught on Judge McMillan’s meticulously pinned brooch, shaped, ironically, like a wedge of cheddar. With a sickening rip, the brooch tore free, taking a sizable chunk of “Billion Ibs” with it.

Agnes shrieked, less from the lost sweater fabric and more from the horror of damaging such a treasured piece of cheddar-shaped jewelry. Judge McMillan, however, was mostly concerned about the sudden, cheesy-smelling explosion of fluff that now adorned her pristine white dress. The rutabaga, thankfully, remained unscathed.

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