Official They Are Against Gun Violence Until It Fits Their Narrative T Shirt Sweater

Official They Are Against Gun Violence Until It Fits Their Narrative T Shirt Sweater

The laundromat hummed with the low thrum of industrial dryers, a comforting white noise against the backdrop of a Tuesday afternoon. Martha folded her husband’s socks, a task she found strangely meditative. He, meanwhile, was glued to his phone, scrolling through news articles with a furrow in his brow. He’d been like this for days, ever since… well, since the incident.

He was wearing his “Official They Are Against Gun Violence Until It Fits Their Narrative T Shirt Sweater” – a convoluted garment that was exactly what it sounded like, a t-shirt print on a sweater. It was a gift from his sister, a political science professor with a penchant for ironic commentary. Martha had always thought it was a bit much, a walking, talking meme. Now, seeing him hunched over, the slogan a silent accusation against the bright, flickering screen, she felt a pang of… something. Guilt? Understanding?

He sighed, a sound like air leaking from a punctured tire. “They’re already spinning it,” he muttered, more to himself than to her. “The narrative, I mean. Just like the shirt says.” He looked up, his eyes red-rimmed. “It’s disgusting, Martha. Absolutely disgusting.”

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