Official The Mountain Goats Jenny From Thebes Comic T Shirt Sweater

Official The Mountain Goats Jenny From Thebes Comic T Shirt Sweater

Bernard, a man whose sartorial choices were often described as “aggressively beige,” decided to branch out. He’d recently discovered The Mountain Goats (through a misunderstanding involving actual goats and a documentary) and was obsessed. He splurged on the “Official The Mountain Goats Jenny From Thebes Comic T Shirt Sweater” – a garment so densely patterned with comic panels it threatened to induce seizures.

Armed with his new aesthetic, Bernard attempted to impress his book club. He’d baked a vegan zucchini bread (another recent, questionable decision) and was mid-sentence about the symbolism of John Darnielle’s lyrics when disaster struck.

He reached dramatically for a slice of bread, his elbow catching the precarious stack of Donna Tartt novels precariously balanced on the shelf. Books rained down, one landing squarely on the zucchini bread, another knocking over his artisanal kombucha, which then, in a cruel twist of fate, splashed directly onto his beloved Jenny From Thebes sweater.

The kombucha, being particularly potent, reacted violently with the beige trousers he still wore. The room filled with a fizzing, vinegary aroma. Bernard, splattered and defeated, could only stammer, “I… I thought you’d all appreciate the… the irony.” The book club, speechless, could only stare at the bubbling beige stain and the slightly unsettling comic panel now highlighted by fermented tea.

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