Official The Boo Crew Halloween Ghost T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official The Boo Crew Halloween Ghost T Shirt Sweater
Bertram, a man whose enthusiasm far outweighed his coordination, decided this was the year he’d win the office Halloween costume contest. He’d purchased the “Official The Boo Crew Halloween Ghost T Shirt Sweater” weeks ago, a cozy, slightly too-tight garment featuring a cartoon ghost gang. He’d planned to accessorize with a sheet over his head. Genius!
The party arrived, and Bertram, fueled by cheap punch and the thrill of competition, was a whirling dervish of awkward jokes and enthusiastic dancing. During a particularly vigorous rendition of the “Monster Mash,” he tripped over Brenda from accounting’s elaborate Medusa wig.
He flailed, arms windmilling, and landed directly into the overflowing bowl of guacamole. The “Official The Boo Crew” sweater became a verdant canvas, chunks of avocado clinging to the ghostly figures like morbid confetti. To add insult to injury, the sheet he’d draped over his head slipped, completely blinding him. He stumbled around, muttering apologies, looking less like a spooky specter and more like a guacamole-covered tumbleweed wearing a slightly too-small ghost sweater. Brenda, surprisingly forgiving, offered him a napkin. “At least,” she said, patting his guacamole-smeared shoulder, “you’re committed to the theme.” Bertram, defeated but amused, just sighed and resigned himself to the “Most Spectacularly Messy” award.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
