Official The Body Count Continues Friday The 13th T Shirt Sweater

Official The Body Count Continues Friday The 13th T Shirt Sweater

Agnes hummed a jaunty tune, stirring sugar into her lukewarm coffee. The Tuesday morning sun streamed through the kitchen window, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air. Today was grocery day, a Herculean task she approached with the grim determination of a seasoned warrior. Her weapon of choice? A reusable shopping bag emblazoned with a slightly alarming, but undeniably ironic, phrase: “Official The Body Count Continues Friday The 13th T Shirt Sweater.” It was a conversation starter, to say the least.

She’d found it at a vintage shop, nestled amongst a collection of moth-eaten cardigans and ironic bumper stickers. Agnes wasn’t even a horror fan, but the sheer absurdity of wearing something that implied she was actively involved in a spree of cinematic violence tickled her fancy. Plus, it was surprisingly comfortable. Today, she paired it with her floral print leggings and sensible sneakers, creating a look that screamed, “I’m running errands, but I might also be hunting teenagers in the woods, you never know!” She grabbed her keys, a reusable water bottle, and mentally prepared herself for the existential dread of choosing between organic and conventional avocados. The body count of her bank account was about to increase, that was for sure.

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