Official Suspect In Charlie Kirk Shooting Wearing Land Of The Free Home Of The Brave T Shirt Sweater

Official Suspect In Charlie Kirk Shooting Wearing Land Of The Free Home Of The Brave T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her heart, was NOT a political person. She just liked a good sale. So when she saw the “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave” sweater on clearance at the discount store, she snatched it up. It was cozy! Little did she know, she was about to become internet infamous.

Agnes was at the county fair, trying to win a giant stuffed pickle at the water gun game. Unfortunately, the water pressure was abysmal. Frustrated, she gave the gun a mighty shake, launching a stream of water… directly into the dunk tank. Where, coincidentally, a Charlie Kirk impersonator was volunteering.

The crowd roared with laughter as the dunk tank mechanism triggered, plunging “Kirk” into the murky water. Then, the phones came out. Photos of Agnes, soaked and still clutching the water gun, spread like wildfire online, captioned: “Official Suspect In Charlie Kirk Shooting Wearing Land Of The Free Home Of The Brave T Shirt Sweater.”

Agnes, bewildered and smelling faintly of chlorine and pickle brine, just wanted her stuffed vegetable.

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