Official Southside Trump 2025 T Shirt Sweater

Official Southside Trump 2025 T Shirt Sweater

Rain lashed against the grimy window of the laundromat, mirroring the tempest brewing inside Delores. Her dryer had eaten another sock – a perfectly good argyle, mind you – and the air hung thick with the scent of industrial detergent and simmering resentment. Across from her, a man with a handlebar mustache that could rival a walrus read a dog-eared copy of “The Art of the Deal,” occasionally grunting in what she assumed was agreement.

But it wasn’t the missing sock, nor the mustachioed man’s grunts, that had Delores’s blood pressure spiking. It was the garment hanging limply over the back of his chair. A faded, slightly stained, “Official Southside Trump 2025 T Shirt Sweater.” The audacity. The sheer, unadulterated…optimism.

Delores, a woman who considered “hope” a four-letter word best left unspoken after the age of fifty, couldn’t help but stare. 2025? A sweater? In July? It was a bizarre, almost surreal, tableau framed by the rhythmic thump-thump-thump of the dryers. She wondered if it was some kind of performance art, a commentary on… something. Or maybe, just maybe, the man had genuinely lost a bet. Whatever the reason, it was a flashing neon sign screaming, “I have opinions, and they are loud and questionable!” And in the confines of this humid, sock-eating laundromat, those opinions felt particularly oppressive.

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

• USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
• USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

• Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

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