Official Someone Upsets You Just Tell To The F O C U S F Ck Off Cause Youre Stupid Vintage T Shirt Sweater
Agnes, bless her heart, was determined to wear her new “Official Someone Upsets You Just Tell To The F O C U S F Ck Off Cause Youre Stupid Vintage T Shirt Sweater” to the church bake sale. She considered it her civic duty to warn potential naysayers about her low tolerance for sugar-free cookies.
Unfortunately, Agnes was also determined to make her famous lemon drizzle cake. And that’s where the trouble began. In a flurry of flour and frantic whisking, she managed to not only coat herself in a fine white powder but also accidentally launch a bowl of lemon curd directly at the ceiling fan.
The lemon curd, propelled by the fan’s eager blades, painted the kitchen in Jackson Pollock-esque splatters. One particularly large glob landed squarely on the front of her brand new, and rather ironically worded, sweater. Now, instead of a bold statement, Agnes was wearing a sticky, yellow mess that read, “Official Someone Upsets You Just Tell To The F O C U S F Ck Off Cause Youre Stupid Vintage T Shi…zzzzzzzz.”
She sighed. “Well,” she muttered, scraping lemon curd off her spectacles, “at least they’ll know I’m serious about the lemon.”
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