Official Scream Ohio Ghostface Halloween T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Scream Ohio Ghostface Halloween T Shirt Sweater
The alarm blared at 6:00 AM, a cruel joke on a Monday. A chorus of groans erupted from various bedrooms. Chaos reigned. Coffee sputtered aggressively in the ancient percolator, threatening to overflow. Toast burned, filling the kitchen with a vaguely apocalyptic aroma. Little Timmy was convinced his homework had been eaten by the dog, while teenage Sarah was locked in a bathroom battle with her hair curler, muttering about “total follicle failure.”
Suddenly, a muffled shriek. Dad, attempting to wrangle a squirming toddler into a presentable outfit, had snagged his favorite “Official Scream Ohio Ghostface Halloween T Shirt Sweater” from the back of the closet, mistaking it for a regular grey sweater in the pre-caffeine haze. The toddler, initially delighted by the Ghostface mask staring back at him, promptly burst into tears.
“It’s just a sweater, sweetie!” Dad pleaded, mortified as he wrestled it off and tossed it onto the overflowing laundry basket. The image of Ghostface, momentarily triumphant amidst the Monday morning mayhem, seemed to mock the entire chaotic scene. Another Monday, another near-heart attack. At least the coffee was finally ready, burnt toast and all.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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