Official Rutgers More Like Butt Gers Amiright Guy T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Rutgers More Like Butt Gers Amiright Guy T Shirt Sweater
The phrase hung in the air, a neon-soaked vapor trail left by a passing comet. “Official Rutgers More Like Butt Gers Amiright Guy T Shirt Sweater” – it wasn’t just a slogan, it was a portal. Staring at the swirling letters, I tumbled into a world where academia and absurdity danced a chaotic tango. Giant, plush sweaters knitted from the very fabric of disappointment floated through skies painted with the crimson of a failing grade. T-shirts, emblazoned with grinning, anthropomorphic buttocks wearing tiny graduation caps, sprouted from the manicured lawns of Old Queens like rebellious dandelions.
The “Butt Gers” themselves were mythical creatures, part frat boy, part philosophical void, their laughter echoing across the hallowed halls. They rode skateboards made of library books, their cries of “Amiright Guy?” reverberating through the ancient oak trees. The president of the university, a benevolent walrus in a tweed jacket, simply chuckled and adjusted his monocle. This was a place where intellectual rigor met unbridled silliness, where the pursuit of knowledge was constantly undermined by the nagging suspicion that, perhaps, we were all just a cosmic joke wearing slightly itchy knitwear. The air tasted of stale beer and existential dread, a strangely comforting combination.
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International Shipping
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