Official Rection 10 Roman Empire T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Rection 10 Roman Empire T Shirt Sweater
The subway car rattled, a metal serpent swallowing the last dregs of rush hour. A gaggle of teenagers, all neon hoodies and oversized headphones, jostled for space near the doors. A woman in a sensible beige trench coat glared at them over a newspaper, its headlines proclaiming doom and economic gloom.
Suddenly, a voice boomed, “Yo, check it! Dude’s rocking the Rection 10! Respect!”
All heads swivelled. Standing by the pole, a slightly disheveled man with a coffee stain on his chin beamed, proudly displaying his “Official Rection 10 Roman Empire T Shirt Sweater.” It was a garish, ironic masterpiece featuring gladiators fighting robotic dinosaurs on a backdrop of pixelated togas.
The teenager who’d shouted nudged his friend. “Sick, right? You gotta get one. It’s, like, the ultimate ironic flex.”
The woman in the trench coat snorted. “More like the ultimate fashion disaster,” she muttered, retreating further behind her newspaper.
Undeterred, the Rection 10 enthusiast puffed out his chest. “It’s history, baby! It’s future! It’s…it’s complicated!” He stumbled over the words, clearly unprepared for the attention.
As the train screeched to a halt, the teenagers piled out, their discussion of the shirt fading with the screech of the doors. The Rection 10 man, slightly embarrassed but visibly pleased, adjusted his collar and straightened his shoulders, ready to face the world, one ironically clad step at a time.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
