Official Psychopoly Hieroglyphics T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Psychopoly Hieroglyphics T Shirt Sweater
The subway car rattled, a metal beast crammed with humanity. A gaggle of teenagers, smelling faintly of pizza and youthful rebellion, occupied the corner seats. One, a girl with neon pink hair, was regaling the others with a story about her psychology class.
“So, Professor Armitage, right? He’s wearing this… *thing*. I swear, it looked like a fever dream materialized on fabric. Like, grandma’s Christmas sweater met an ancient Egyptian tomb and they had a love child.”
Her friend, sporting a nose ring and a bored expression, perked up. “What was it?”
“I kid you not, it was this ‘Official Psychopoly Hieroglyphics T Shirt Sweater’. Yeah, all three at once. A T-shirt print of hieroglyphs, badly printed onto a knitted sweater. And the hieroglyphs? They were all Freudian slips, Oedipus Complexes, and… and… Pavlov’s dogs! It was psychotically awful.”
Another friend choked on his laughter. “No way! Was he serious?”
“Dead serious! He even pointed to this weird symbol and said, ‘This, my dear students, represents the repressed desire to…'” She trailed off, giggling. “I zoned out after that. But seriously, who even *makes* something like that? It haunts my dreams.” The train screeched to a halt, doors hissing open. “Anyway, gotta run! See ya!”
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