Official Playboi Carti X Asuka Langley Soryu Evangelion T Shirt Sweater

Official Playboi Carti X Asuka Langley Soryu Evangelion T Shirt Sweater

Brenda, bless her cotton socks, was NOT a hypebeast. She knitted cat sweaters, not copped limited-edition merch. So, when her nephew, Kevin, left his laundry over at her place, she just chucked it all in the wash. Including, unbeknownst to her, his prized possession: the Official Playboi Carti X Asuka Langley Soryu Evangelion T Shirt Sweater.

Brenda, seeing the vibrant red and confusing imagery, figured it was a Christmas sweater, just… abstract. She decided to wear it to her weekly bridge game.

Imagine the scene: four elderly women, sipping chamomile tea, discussing the latest floral arrangement trends, and Brenda, rocking a sweater featuring a blurry Playboi Carti superimposed onto a visibly annoyed Asuka from Evangelion.

Mildred choked on her biscotti. Agnes squinted. “Brenda, dear,” she said, peering over her glasses, “is that… a satanic ritual on your chest?”

Brenda, oblivious, beamed. “Isn’t it festive? Kevin got it for me. Says it’s ‘fire,’ whatever that means. Though,” she added, pulling at the stretched-out neckline, “it shrunk a little in the wash. And the colours seem… faded.”

Later, a horrified Kevin arrived to retrieve his laundry. He just stared, speechless, at Brenda, who was now using the ruined sweater as a makeshift tea cozy. Let’s just say, the phrase “Official Playboi Carti X Asuka Langley Soryu Evangelion T Shirt Sweater” gained a whole new, ironic meaning in the Peterson household.

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