Official Paradise Lost 2025 Signing Session T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Paradise Lost 2025 Signing Session T Shirt Sweater
Agnes, bless her heart, was a whirlwind of enthusiasm. She’d been queuing since dawn for the Official Paradise Lost 2025 Signing Session T Shirt Sweater, a garment she’d meticulously planned to get signed by the entire cast. She even brought special metallic Sharpies.
Finally, she was next! Sweaty palms, racing heart, the whole shebang. She reached for the sweater, pulling it from her oversized tote bag with a flourish. Except… it wasn’t the sweater. It was, in fact, her cat Mittens, swaddled in what *looked* remarkably like the Paradise Lost sweater, but was actually a hand-knitted replica Agnes had made for the feline.
Mittens, understandably disoriented, yowled and launched himself at the nearest celebrity, clinging to his meticulously sculpted beard. Agnes, mortified, tried to yank Mittens off, only to trip over her tote bag, sending a cascade of metallic Sharpies rolling across the signing table. The lead actor, mid-signature, accidentally drew a shimmering silver mustache on his own cheek. The crowd erupted in laughter, and Agnes just wanted the earth to swallow her whole, along with a very confused, sweater-clad cat.
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