Official Oregon Trail The Teutoburg Trail You Have Died Of A Sneak Attack T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Size Guide
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Width: Lay the shirt flat on the ground (preferably a hard surface) and smooth the fabric out so that there are no wrinkles underneath or on top. Pull the fabric tight, but don’t stretch it. Place the measuring tape at the top of the seam where the sleeve attaches to the body of the shirt and measure across to the same point on the other side of the shirt. Don’t worry if you measure beyond the side seam on the shirt, just measure the shirt flat across.
Length: Lay the shirt flat on the ground with the back of the shirt facing up. Place the measuring tape at the seam where the collar band attaches to the yoke (the fabric that sits across the shoulders) and measure straight down the middle of the back of the shirt to the hem at its longest point.
Sleeve Length: Lay the shirt flat with the back facing up. Extend the right sleeve out to the side and smooth it out as much as possible. Start the tape measure at the middle of the yoke, just below the collar band and measure out to the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve. Place a finger on the measuring tape at the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve to keep it in place, and then pull the tape measure taut to the end edge of the cuff on the sleeve.
Unit of measure: inches
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Official Oregon Trail The Teutoburg Trail You Have Died Of A Sneak Attack T Shirt Sweater
The sun, a malevolent orange eye, clawed its way above the horizon, painting the Oregon Trail in hues of rust and blood. A thin layer of frost clung to the canvas of our wagon, whispering promises of a grueling day. Wilhelm, bless his stout German heart, was already stoking the fire, the smell of woodsmoke battling the lingering stench of unwashed bodies.
Suddenly, a guttural war cry ripped through the dawn. Not the usual mournful howl of coyotes, but something sharper, closer. Before Wilhelm could even grunt, a feathered arrow sprouted from his chest, staining his “Official Oregon Trail” t-shirt a horrifying crimson. The kettle clattered to the ground, spewing hot water and shattered hopes.
Panic seized us. A band of shadowy figures, faces painted in menacing stripes, emerged from the scrub brush. They moved with a terrifying silence, like ghosts risen from the Teutoburg Forest, come to claim their due. My hand instinctively went to my rifle, but it was too late. Another arrow whistled past my ear.
The last thing I saw, before the world dissolved into pain and darkness, was the ironic slogan on Wilhelm’s chest, stretched taut across his dying breath: “The Teutoburg Trail – You Have Died Of A Sneak Attack.”
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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