Official Momma Loves Me Need To Breathe T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Momma Loves Me Need To Breathe T Shirt Sweater
The subway car rattled like a tin can full of marbles, a symphony of screeching metal and muffled announcements. A gaggle of teenagers, all neon hair and ripped jeans, were blasting K-Pop from a shared phone, while a businessman in a crisp suit glared daggers, his briefcase practically vibrating with suppressed rage.
Suddenly, a voice, loud and booming, cut through the cacophony. “Excuse me, honey! Mind if I sit here?”
A woman, shaped like a friendly pear and radiating warmth, beamed at a young man hunched in the corner. He scooted over, practically burying himself in his oversized hoodie.
“Thanks, sweetie! You look like you could use a hug.” She chuckled, settling in with a rustle of shopping bags.
The young man mumbled something indecipherable.
“Don’t be shy!” she boomed again, then squinted at him. “Oh my goodness, is that an… ‘Official Momma Loves Me Need To Breathe T Shirt Sweater’?” She pointed a well-manicured finger at the faded design barely visible under his hoodie. “My nephew, bless his heart, is obsessed with those things! Says it’s ironic. Is it ironic?”
The young man’s face turned the color of a ripe tomato. “Uh, kinda?”
“Well, you wear it well, sweetheart!” she declared, patting his knee with surprising force. “Reminds me of my own little angel, though he’d never be caught dead in anything ‘ironic’.” The K-Pop blared on, oblivious, as the subway rattled on, carrying its cargo of humanity, ironic sweaters and all.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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