Official Minnesota Timberwolves Dead Threads Skeleton T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Minnesota Timberwolves Dead Threads Skeleton T Shirt Sweater
The scalding latte hit with pinpoint accuracy, blooming across the skeletal ribcage on my “Official Minnesota Timberwolves Dead Threads Skeleton T Shirt Sweater.” “Oh, fudge!” I exclaimed, a little too loudly.
A woman with vibrant purple hair and a mischievous glint in her eye chuckled. “Timberwolves fan, I presume? Even death can’t keep us from the pain, huh?”
I sighed, dabbing uselessly with a napkin. “Tell me about it. This shirt’s practically a cry for help after last season.”
She grinned. “You know, that latte stain kinda adds to the ‘dead threads’ aesthetic. Makes it look like the Grim Reaper spilled his morning brew mourning our playoff chances.”
“You’re right!” I laughed. “Maybe it’s a limited edition now. ‘The Latte of Lament’ edition.”
“Definitely worth more on eBay,” she winked. “Go Wolves, even when they’re six feet under.”
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- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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