Official Minion Short Girls Look So Sweet And Cute Until You Piss Them Off Then Theyre Like A Chipmunk T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Minion Short Girls Look So Sweet And Cute Until You Piss Them Off Then Theyre Like A Chipmunk T Shirt Sweater
The 7 train rattled, a metal serpent squeezing through the concrete jungle. A mariachi band squeezed in alongside a woman wrestling a grocery cart overflowing with plantains. The air, thick with the scent of hot pretzels and desperation, vibrated with a medley of ringtones and muttered conversations.
Suddenly, a voice boomed, startling a pigeon perched precariously on a handrail. “Hey! Watch it, pal!”
A lanky teenager, engrossed in his phone, had bumped into a woman barely reaching his shoulder. She glared up at him, her eyes flashing.
“Seriously? You nearly knocked me into that tuba!” she snapped, pointing a surprisingly muscular arm at the bewildered mariachi player.
The teenager mumbled an apology, eyes glued to his screen. He clearly wasn’t taking her seriously.
“Excuse me,” she said, her voice low and dangerous. “Did you just ‘mumble’ at me?”
A woman across the aisle, sporting a bright pink wig and equally bright pink lipstick, leaned forward, whispering to her friend, “Ooh, he’s about to learn. She’s wearing *that* shirt.” She gestured subtly.
Indeed, emblazoned across the woman’s chest, in bold yellow lettering, was the phrase: “Official Minion Short Girls Look So Sweet And Cute Until You Piss Them Off Then Theyre Like A Chipmunk T Shirt Sweater.”
The teenager finally looked up, his eyes widening slightly. “Uh…sorry?” he squeaked, sensing the shift in the subway’s atmosphere. He knew, somehow, he was in deep trouble.
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