Official Make Gotham Great Again Us Flag T Shirt Sweater

Official Make Gotham Great Again Us Flag T Shirt Sweater

The barista, usually sporting a carefully curated disaffected look, was beaming, practically vibrating with enthusiasm. He wore it: the “Official Make Gotham Great Again Us Flag T Shirt Sweater.” It was jarring. I’d always pegged him as a Bernie-or-Bust type, not a… well, whatever this was.

“Morning!” he chirped, almost too loudly. “Double shot latte for you, coming right up! And you know, Gotham’s really turning around. Real progress being made. Crime is… well, it’s being addressed.”

I blinked. “Gotham?” I asked, tentatively. “I thought we were in Portland?”

He chuckled, a booming, unsettling sound. “Portland? Oh, you’re so funny. Always with the jokes! No, no, we’re in Gotham now. Always have been. Mayor Cobblepot is doing a fantastic job. Just fantastic! More bat-signal sightings than ever before. Sign of the times, wouldn’t you say?”

Suddenly, the street outside seemed darker, buildings taller, and the air… thicker. Had I missed something? Was this some elaborate performance art piece? Or had the “Make Gotham Great Again” sweater somehow… altered reality? My latte suddenly tasted suspiciously like bat guano. This was going to be a long day.

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