Official Life Is A Series Of Obstacles Preventing Me From Crafting T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Life Is A Series Of Obstacles Preventing Me From Crafting T Shirt Sweater
The alarm blared at 6 AM, a jarring prelude to the obstacle course that was my day. My coffee machine chose that specific morning to stage a dramatic espresso explosion, splattering grounds across the kitchen. Then, the car decided it needed a flat tire, delaying my commute and forcing me to navigate the chaotic public transport system.
Work was a whirlwind of urgent deadlines, malfunctioning printers, and a never-ending stream of emails. My boss, bless his soul, decided to hold an impromptu meeting right when I was about to finally grab lunch. By the time I escaped, the only food available was a stale vending machine granola bar.
The afternoon brought more of the same: a coding error that took hours to debug, a client call that turned into a shouting match, and a leaky roof in the office that conveniently dripped directly onto my desk. Exhausted and defeated, I finally stumbled home, collapsing onto the couch.
As I stared at the ceiling, the day’s absurd series of unfortunate events coalesced into a single, frustrating thought: “Official Life Is A Series Of Obstacles Preventing Me From Crafting T Shirt Sweater.” I could picture it now, the perfect font, the distressed print. If only I had the time to actually make it.
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