Official Lance Twiggs And Tyler Robinson Are The Best Roommates T Shirt Sweater

Official Lance Twiggs And Tyler Robinson Are The Best Roommates T Shirt Sweater

The subway car rattled and swayed like a drunken sailor. A cacophony of street music bled from a teenage boy’s phone, battling with a woman loudly discussing her upcoming colonoscopy. In the midst of the chaos, a young man, Liam, clung to a pole, desperately trying to avoid eye contact.

Suddenly, a voice boomed, “Whoa! Nice threads, buddy!” Liam’s head snapped up. A burly guy with a handlebar mustache was pointing at his chest, a wide grin plastered on his face.

“Uh, thanks?” Liam mumbled, self-consciously smoothing the front of his “Official Lance Twiggs And Tyler Robinson Are The Best Roommates T Shirt Sweater.” It was a gag gift from his sister, and he regretted wearing it.

“Lance and Tyler, eh? Those guys are legendary!” the mustachioed man roared, slapping his knee. “Heard they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of ramen noodles! True artists of the domestic arts!”

A ripple of amusement spread through the car. Even the colonoscopy lady cracked a smile. Liam, mortified, tried to shrink further into himself.

“You know them personally?” a girl with bright pink hair asked, leaning forward.

“Nah, but I aspire to their level of roommate awesomeness!” the mustachioed man declared, puffing out his chest. “One day, I too will achieve peak roommate synergy!”

Liam just prayed his stop would come soon. He’d be burning this sweater the second he got home.

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