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The alarm shrieked at 6:00 AM, immediately followed by a chorus of cat yowls demanding breakfast. I tripped over a rogue Lego brick on the way to the kitchen, stubbing my toe hard enough to see stars. Coffee machine sputtering, toast burning, and the cat attempting to scale the curtains – this was a Monday morning of epic proportions.
Then, the kicker: My roommate, bleary-eyed and rushing to get ready for a presentation, grabbed the first shirt he saw. It was… the “Official Kayla Malec Most Valuable Pussy Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater,” a gag gift from his bachelor party he swore he’d banished to the depths of the closet.
He didn’t notice. He just shoved it on under his blazer, completely oblivious to the potential HR nightmare brewing. I choked on my coffee, speechless. All I could manage was a frantic wave, hoping he’d catch my drift. He just grinned, grabbed his briefcase, and yelled, “Wish me luck!”
As he slammed the door, I knew. This Monday was only getting started. And somewhere, Kayla Malec was probably having a much better day.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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