Official Jesus Defeated Death So You Can Live Charlie Kirk Rip T Shirt Sweater

Official Jesus Defeated Death So You Can Live Charlie Kirk Rip T Shirt Sweater

Agnes hummed along to the polka music blaring from her ancient radio as she meticulously arranged her collection of novelty t-shirts. Today was laundry day, and the sheer volume of cotton required a strategic folding system. There was the “I’m With Stupid” shirt (a gift from her mischievous nephew, Barry), the “World’s Okayest Gardener” shirt (a self-deprecating favorite), and, of course, the infamous “Official Jesus Defeated Death So You Can Live Charlie Kirk Rip T Shirt Sweater.”

Agnes chuckled. Honestly, she couldn’t remember where she’d gotten it. Probably a church bazaar. It was ironically comfortable, though. She’d paired it last Christmas with a sequined skirt for a truly unforgettable look. Her neighbor, Mildred, had nearly choked on her eggnog.

She carefully folded the Jesus/Kirk monstrosity, wondering if she should donate it. Nah. It was a conversation starter, if nothing else. Besides, who knew when she might need to attend another aggressively festive gathering? Agnes winked at her reflection. Life was too short to take fashion, or anything else, too seriously. Even if that fashion involved a questionable tribute to both the divine and a conservative commentator.

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