Official Jerry Makes Me Drink T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Jerry Makes Me Drink T Shirt Sweater
The Official Jerry Makes Me Drink T Shirt Sweater was, admittedly, a bit of an impulse buy after the disastrous office potluck. Turns out, Jerry’s “famous” seven-layer dip was less layered and more… liquefied. Now, sporting the aforementioned garment (a surprisingly comfy blend of cotton and passive-aggressive sarcasm), I was attempting to untangle a rogue strand of tinsel from my cat, Mittens. She, of course, was treating my efforts like a personal affront, batting at the shiny string with murderous glee.
The radio was blasting a jaunty Christmas carol, which only amplified the chaotic energy of the living room. Steam rose from my mug, a potent concoction of coffee, brandy, and a generous dollop of despair. I sighed, finally freeing the tinsel. Mittens immediately pounced on it. “You know,” I muttered to her, “Jerry’s dip was almost as offensive as your obsession with sparkly objects.” She just blinked, her green eyes gleaming with mischief. Yep, another day, another reason to appreciate the ironic comfort of my Jerry-inspired attire. Maybe I’d even wear it to next year’s potluck. Just to keep Jerry on his toes. And, you know, maybe bring my own dip.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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