Official Jake Retzlaff The Shabbat Shotgun Tulane Green Wave Football Signature T Shirt Sweater

Official Jake Retzlaff The Shabbat Shotgun Tulane Green Wave Football Signature T Shirt Sweater

Brenda prided herself on being the ultimate tailgating hostess. This Saturday, Tulane was playing a big game, and she was determined to outdo herself. The centerpiece of her carefully curated spread? A nacho cheese fountain, of course. And her outfit? Her brand new “Official Jake Retzlaff The Shabbat Shotgun Tulane Green Wave Football Signature T Shirt Sweater,” a questionable fashion choice even without the impending cheese fountain situation.

Everything was going swimmingly until her overly enthusiastic nephew, Timmy, decided to “help” by refilling the cheese. In his excitement, he tripped, sending the entire container of molten cheddar skyward. Brenda, arms outstretched to catch the flying dairy product, was completely engulfed.

The “Official Jake Retzlaff The Shabbat Shotgun Tulane Green Wave Football Signature T Shirt Sweater” was now less a garment and more a solidified cheese sculpture. Her hair was lacquered with cheddar, and little Timmy, mortified, was trying to scrape it off with a paper plate. Brenda, though sticky and smelling strongly of processed cheese, couldn’t help but laugh. “Well,” she announced, dripping, “at least the T-shirt is… memorable!”

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International Shipping

• Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

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