Official Im With The Target Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Im With The Target Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater
The first rays of dawn, a sickly, bruised purple, clawed their way through the gaps in Elara’s attic window. Dust motes, disturbed by her nocturnal brewing, danced in the nascent light, illuminating the “Official Im With The Target Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater” crumpled on the floor. She’d slept in it again. It was surprisingly comfy for something bought on clearance.
A cackle, rusty from disuse, escaped her lips. Today was the day. The day she finally perfected the enchantment to turn all the Target garden gnomes into a miniature, chanting horde. They would be her army, spreading chaos and early Halloween spirit across suburbia.
She stretched, the sweater pulling tight across her shoulders, the villainous slogan a silent promise. A chipped mug, overflowing with lukewarm coffee that tasted suspiciously of bat guano, sat on the rickety table beside her. Elara took a long swig, the bitter liquid a jolt to her system. Outside, the cheerful chirping of birds mocked her dark intentions. She grinned. Let them chirp. Soon, they’d be silenced by the tiny, terracotta thunder of her gnome army. The world would learn: messing with the Target clearance rack was a dangerous game.
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PROCESSING TIME
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SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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