Official Im Seasonally Depressed For Halloween T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Im Seasonally Depressed For Halloween T Shirt Sweater
The alarm blared at 6 AM, a mocking rendition of “Monster Mash.” Already, a bad omen. My toddler decided today was the day to reenact a Jackson Pollock painting with his breakfast. Oatmeal, everywhere. Rushing to clean up, I tripped over the cat, sending my coffee cascading down my pristine white shirt. Fantastic.
The commute was a symphony of honking and brake lights, punctuated by a near miss with a rogue squirrel. Work was a relentless barrage of emails, meetings, and demands that defied logic. By lunchtime, I was running on fumes and the faint scent of spilled coffee.
Finally, home. Dinner was a disaster, bath time a battle, and bedtime a negotiation with tiny terrorists. Exhausted, I slumped onto the couch, scrolling through social media. And there it was. An ad: “Official Im Seasonally Depressed For Halloween T Shirt Sweater.” A sardonic chuckle escaped. Maybe, just maybe, embracing the chaos with a touch of humor was the only way to survive this October madness. After all, misery loves company, and at least this way, I could be stylishly miserable. I clicked “add to cart.”
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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