Official If I Was A Turtle I Would Simply Ignore My Computer No Emails No Tasks As A Turtle T Shirt Sweater

Official If I Was A Turtle I Would Simply Ignore My Computer No Emails No Tasks As A Turtle T Shirt Sweater

The flickering fluorescent light of the DMV hummed a relentless, maddening tune. Agnes tapped her foot, the rhythmic thud a counterpoint to the incessant clicking of keyboards from behind the opaque windows. She’d been waiting for almost an hour, a lifetime in DMV-time, and the only thing keeping her from a full-blown existential crisis was the man in front of her.

He was a study in contrasts. Crisp, pressed khakis and a perfectly ironed button-down spoke of meticulous organization. Yet, beneath his neatly trimmed salt-and-pepper beard, was a T-shirt that screamed glorious, blissful chaos. It read, in bold, slightly garish lettering: “Official If I Was A Turtle I Would Simply Ignore My Computer No Emails No Tasks As A Turtle T Shirt Sweater.”

Agnes suppressed a giggle. The sheer audacity of the shirt, worn in this bureaucratic purgatory, was almost heroic. She wondered if he knew the irony, the silent rebellion radiating from his chest while he patiently awaited his number to be called. Maybe, she thought, he *was* a turtle at heart, just biding his time, dreaming of sun-drenched rocks and the sweet, sweet oblivion of ignoring his inbox.

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