Official I Yearn For Noodles Ferret T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official I Yearn For Noodles Ferret T Shirt Sweater
The alarm screamed at 6 AM, a shrill reminder of the mountain of paperwork awaiting me. Coffee spilled down my crisp white shirt, forcing a frantic change. My car wouldn’t start, leading to a mad dash for the bus, where a screaming toddler decided my ear was his personal punching bag.
Arriving late, I was immediately bombarded with demands. A client was furious, a deadline loomed, and the copier chose that precise moment to declare war on humanity. Lunch was a forgotten luxury, replaced by frantic keyboard mashing and desperate phone calls.
As the day finally wound down, I collapsed onto my couch, utterly drained. Then, I saw it. A package I’d almost forgotten about. Inside, neatly folded, was the “Official I Yearn For Noodles Ferret T Shirt Sweater” I’d impulsively ordered weeks ago. The absurd image of a noodle-loving ferret, a tiny beacon of silly joy, was exactly what I needed. The day had been a chaotic tangle of stress, but for a moment, the pure, unadulterated ridiculousness of the shirt brought a smile to my face, a reminder to not take everything so seriously.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
