Official Gojira Death Portal T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Gojira Death Portal T Shirt Sweater
The barista, usually a cheerful, latte-art enthusiast named Chloe, was radiating an unsettling aura. Instead of her usual bright smile, she sported a deadpan stare and was wearing the “Official Gojira Death Portal T Shirt Sweater.” It was tucked into a plaid skirt, a bizarre clash of styles.
“Large iced coffee, please,” I mumbled, trying to avoid eye contact.
“Name?” she asked, her voice a low, almost guttural rumble.
“Uh, Mark?”
She scribbled something illegible on the cup. As she turned to make my drink, the air shimmered behind her. Just for a fleeting second, I swear I saw a glimpse of volcanic rock and a monstrous tail disappearing into a swirling vortex of crimson and black.
Chloe slammed the coffee onto the counter. “Mark,” she intoned, the name dripping with unexpected menace.
Had the Gojira Death Portal T Shirt Sweater actually… *opened* a portal? Was Chloe now some kind of kaiju-adjacent gatekeeper? I grabbed my coffee, the plastic cup suddenly feeling flimsy and inadequate against the impending apocalypse, and scurried out, wondering if I should invest in some heavy artillery or just hide under my bed. Maybe both. And definitely no more iced coffees from Chloe.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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