Official Free Range Mk Ultra Chickens Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Size Guide
How to measure your shirt correctly?
Width: Lay the shirt flat on the ground (preferably a hard surface) and smooth the fabric out so that there are no wrinkles underneath or on top. Pull the fabric tight, but don’t stretch it. Place the measuring tape at the top of the seam where the sleeve attaches to the body of the shirt and measure across to the same point on the other side of the shirt. Don’t worry if you measure beyond the side seam on the shirt, just measure the shirt flat across.
Length: Lay the shirt flat on the ground with the back of the shirt facing up. Place the measuring tape at the seam where the collar band attaches to the yoke (the fabric that sits across the shoulders) and measure straight down the middle of the back of the shirt to the hem at its longest point.
Sleeve Length: Lay the shirt flat with the back facing up. Extend the right sleeve out to the side and smooth it out as much as possible. Start the tape measure at the middle of the yoke, just below the collar band and measure out to the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve. Place a finger on the measuring tape at the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve to keep it in place, and then pull the tape measure taut to the end edge of the cuff on the sleeve.
Unit of measure: inches
Note: The design shown in this listing may appear slightly blurred due to web optimization, but rest assured that the final print will be created with a much sharper, high-resolution design. All shirts are printed on one side by default. If you would like a custom two-sided print, please contact us for a special order.
- Description
- The product is manufactured based on the buyer’s idea, and we are fully exempt from any responsibility regarding the idea and design of the product.
Official Free Range Mk Ultra Chickens Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater
Sarah tugged on the sleeve of her new “Official Free Range Mk Ultra Chickens” long-sleeved shirt, a gift from her conspiracy-theorist uncle. It was a joke, of course. Or was it? That morning, the coffee tasted strangely…enhanced. At work, her boss, usually a tyrant, was suddenly encouraging and empathetic. “Sarah, you have such potential! Why don’t you lead this project?”
Later, at the grocery store, the cashier kept repeating, “Organic is the only way,” with unsettling intensity. Then, a child pointed at Sarah’s shirt and whispered to their parent, “Look, Mommy, the chickens are watching us.” Sarah dismissed it as coincidence, but the nagging feeling persisted.
That evening, watching TV, she noticed the chickens in a commercial seemed to be…hypnotic. Were the chickens, or the shirt, amplifying some latent brainwashing frequency? Was she slowly being programmed to buy more eggs? It sounded insane, but the day’s events felt too…coordinated. Maybe she should burn the shirt. Or maybe she should just start buying organic eggs, just in case.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
Please verify your address before placing your order.
PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
