Official Florida Gators Rivalry Horror Beat Georgia Bulldogs T Shirt Sweater

Official Florida Gators Rivalry Horror Beat Georgia Bulldogs T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her heart, was notorious for her over-the-top game day outfits. This year’s Florida-Georgia game was no exception. She’d ordered, well in advance, the “Official Florida Gators Rivalry Horror Beat Georgia Bulldogs T Shirt Sweater.” It was a hideous masterpiece, featuring a cartoon alligator devouring a bulldog with a haunted, almost apologetic, expression.

The problem wasn’t the shirt itself. The problem was Agnes, attempting to flambé bananas foster at her tailgate party while wearing it. The long, knitted sleeves, combined with the potent rum she’d been liberally sampling, proved disastrous.

One minute she was confidently explaining the intricacies of caramelization, the next, her sleeve was engulfed in blue flame. Screams erupted. Agnes, in a panic, tried to pat the fire out with her other sleeve, only succeeding in spreading the inferno. A nearby Burt Reynolds impersonator, startled by the commotion, tripped over a cooler filled with lukewarm beer, soaking Agnes and, thankfully, extinguishing the blaze.

Agnes, smelling strongly of rum, burnt wool, and lukewarm Coors Light, looked down at her now-charred “Horror Beat Georgia Bulldogs” sweater. “Well,” she declared, surveying the chaos, “at least it’s still…thematically appropriate.”

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