Official Exo1rrnt Bad Bitches Listen To Destin Conrad T Shirt Sweater
The fluorescent hum of the laundromat was a symphony of suburban boredom. Outside, a drizzle slicked the asphalt, reflecting the neon glow of the 24-hour diner across the street. Inside, I was surrounded by the rhythmic churning of other people’s dirty secrets. Mrs. Henderson’s floral-print dress, the mechanic’s grease-stained overalls, and my own… well, my own questionable fashion choices.
I was sporting the “Official Exo1rrnt Bad Bitches Listen To Destin Conrad T Shirt Sweater,” a glorious, albeit ironic, mashup of internet trends and questionable taste. It was a gift from my best friend, Chloe, who claimed it perfectly encapsulated my personality: simultaneously trying too hard and not caring at all.
Honestly, she wasn’t wrong.
I leaned against the washing machine, the vibrations tickling my spine, and scrolled through Instagram, trying to look effortlessly cool despite the fact that I was wearing a sweater that screamed, “I get my fashion advice from algorithms.” Suddenly, a figure materialized beside me, blocking the view of a perfectly curated avocado toast picture. He was tall, all angles and leather jacket, and possessed the kind of effortless cool I could only dream of achieving. He glanced down at my sweater, a flicker of amusement in his eyes. “Destin Conrad, huh?” he asked, his voice a low rumble. “Big fan?”
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