Official Eliza The Delusionals New Merch Men T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Eliza The Delusionals New Merch Men T Shirt Sweater
Barnaby, a man whose fashion sense peaked in 1987 and involved exclusively neon windbreakers, was determined to impress his niece, Luna. Luna, a die-hard Eliza and the Delusionals fan, was visiting for the weekend, and Barnaby, in a misguided attempt to show he was “hip,” had ordered her a present online.
He’d meant to get her a cool band t-shirt. He’d typed “Eliza and the Delusionals merch” into his antique computer and clicked the first result. When the package arrived, he ripped it open with the enthusiasm of a kid on Christmas morning.
His jaw dropped. There, neatly folded, was the “Official Eliza The Delusionals New Merch Men T Shirt Sweater.” It wasn’t just a t-shirt. It wasn’t just a sweater. It was a bizarre, Frankensteinian hybrid of both. The front was a graphic tee featuring the band’s lead singer looking intensely at a pineapple. The back? A knitted, itchy-looking, vaguely Christmas-themed sweater.
Barnaby, panicking, decided to wear it himself to greet Luna at the airport. He figured, “If I look ridiculous, she’ll laugh and I’ll give it to her as a joke!” He tripped over his suitcase exiting the car, face-planting directly into a puddle, the pineapple-clad front now covered in muddy water. Luna arrived, took one look at him, and burst into uncontrollable laughter. “Uncle Barnaby,” she wheezed, “You look like you lost a fight with a very confused pineapple!”
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