Official Dont Trust The Government T Shirt Sweater

Official Dont Trust The Government T Shirt Sweater

The aroma of burnt coffee and stale regret hung heavy in the air of the laundromat. Rain lashed against the grimy windows, mirroring the tempest brewing inside Beatrice. Another Tuesday, another mountain of laundry, another existential crisis triggered by the lint trap. She shoved a crumpled five-dollar bill into the machine, the metallic clang echoing in the almost empty room.

A lone figure sat hunched on a plastic chair, illuminated by the flickering fluorescent lights. He was a study in contrasts: neatly trimmed beard, intelligent eyes, but sporting an “Official Dont Trust The Government T Shirt Sweater” that looked like it had seen better centuries. Beatrice stifled a snort. The irony was almost too much. He caught her eye, a flicker of something unreadable in his gaze.

“Rough day?” he asked, his voice surprisingly gentle.

Beatrice sighed, pulling a stray sock from her overflowing laundry basket. “You have no idea. And frankly, sir, your fashion statement isn’t exactly helping.” She gestured towards his sweater with the sock. He chuckled, a low rumble that vibrated through the laundromat. “It’s a conversation starter, you see. And today, I’m feeling conversational.”

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