Official Donald Trump F Them Kids Signature T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Donald Trump F Them Kids Signature T Shirt Sweater
The Florida sun, a merciless spotlight, hammered down on the gold-plated golf cart. Inside, Donald, resplendent in a crisp white polo and a familiar red baseball cap, squinted at the manicured green. He took a hefty swing, the club whistling through the humid air, sending a golf ball arcing towards the horizon.
“Tremendous shot,” he declared to no one in particular. A flock of flamingos, startled by the impact, erupted in a pink cloud. He chuckled, a low rumble in his chest. “Fake birds. Probably paid by the Democrats.”
He adjusted the collar of his “Official Donald Trump F Them Kids Signature T Shirt Sweater,” the embroidered signature glinting in the light. “They’re always trying to bring me down,” he muttered, a vein throbbing in his forehead. “But I’m smart. Very smart. And they’re just… losers.”
He pointed a finger at a groundskeeper trimming the hedges, a young man with tired eyes. “Hey! You! Get back to work! The grass needs to be perfect. Everything needs to be perfect. We’re talking about greatness here!” He hopped back in the cart, leaving the young man staring after him, a silent resignation etched on his face. The air hung thick with the scent of cut grass and simmering resentment.
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SHIPPING TIME
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- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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