Official Chicago Still Stands Ice Melts Every Year T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Chicago Still Stands Ice Melts Every Year T Shirt Sweater
Eliza clutched her “Official Chicago Still Stands Ice Melts Every Year T Shirt Sweater” tighter, a familiar wave of anxiety washing over her. The shirt, a sardonic reminder of the city’s resilience, always felt particularly poignant in March. What if, she thought, staring at the slush-covered sidewalk, this year the ice *didn’t* melt? Not really.
What if a freak atmospheric event, a polar vortex on steroids, plunged Chicago into a permanent ice age? Would the city truly stand? Would her meticulously planned life, her cozy apartment overlooking Millennium Park, become a frozen tomb? She pictured hordes of desperate citizens battling for dwindling resources, gangs controlling frozen pockets of the city, her beloved Bean encased in a thick layer of impenetrable ice.
Suddenly, the mundane tasks of her day felt intensely important. She needed to stock up on canned goods, learn to ice fish (assuming there were fish left), and maybe, just maybe, finally learn how to knit. The absurdity of it all made her smile. The shirt was right, Chicago would probably find a way to survive, even in perpetual winter. But maybe, just maybe, she should buy an extra-large bottle of hot sauce, just in case.
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