Official Charlie Kirk Made In The Usa Est 1993 Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater
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Official Charlie Kirk Made In The Usa Est 1993 Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater
The subway car rattled, a metal worm groaning under the city. A gaggle of teenagers, fueled by after-school energy, were arguing about, of all things, pineapple on pizza. A businessman in a crisp suit scrolled furiously through his phone, occasionally sighing loud enough to be a passive-aggressive soundtrack to their debate.
Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the din. “Hold on, hold on! You guys are arguing about pizza toppings while the country’s going to the dogs!” It was a man, maybe late 40s, wearing a slightly too-small t-shirt stretched taut across his belly. The shirt, emblazoned with a faded graphic, read: “Official Charlie Kirk Made In The Usa Est 1993 Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater.”
He gestured wildly with a half-eaten hotdog. “You should be worried about real issues! Like… like… well, like whatever Charlie Kirk’s talking about! He’s got the answers!”
One of the teenagers, sporting bright pink hair, rolled her eyes. “Sir, I think the existential threat of pineapple on pizza is pretty real.”
The man puffed out his chest, nearly popping a button. “Pineapple! That’s just a distraction! You need to wake up!” He adjusted his shirt, inadvertently highlighting the “Sweater” part, despite the summer heat. The businessman finally looked up from his phone, a flicker of amusement crossing his face. The subway lurched to a stop, and the doors opened, swallowing the Kirk enthusiast whole. The pink-haired teen just shrugged and went back to debating the merits of pepperoni.
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