Official Cat Sleep All Day Raise Hell At Night Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Cat Sleep All Day Raise Hell At Night Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater
The alarm shrieked at 6:00 AM, a sound drowned out by the cat, Mittens, using my head as a springboard. Groggily, I swatted her away, tripping over a rogue LEGO brick in the process. My phone buzzed – a reminder that the Monday morning meeting was in half an hour. Panic set in.
Rummaging through the laundry basket, a beacon of hope emerged: my “Official Cat Sleep All Day Raise Hell At Night Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater.” Perfect. It was comfortable, warm, and screamed “I’m a functional adult, mostly.”
Downstairs, the kitchen was a disaster zone. Cereal boxes lay open, a half-eaten apple rotting on the counter, and the dog, Buster, was attempting to scale the fridge in pursuit of peanut butter. While wrestling Buster into submission, I spilled coffee down the front of my cat-themed sweater. Great.
Sipping lukewarm coffee (now flavored with dog slobber), I logged onto the meeting, camera off, praying no one noticed the coffee stain or the faint scent of kibble emanating from my person. Monday mornings, am I right? At least my sweater told a story – a chaotic, cat-induced story, but a story nonetheless.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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