Official Buckle Up Buttercup Halloween New York Giants New York Knicks You Just Flipped My Witch Switch 2025 T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Official Buckle Up Buttercup Halloween New York Giants New York Knicks You Just Flipped My Witch Switch 2025 T Shirt Sweater
The October sun, a pale pumpkin spice latte in the sky, struggled to pierce the grimy New York City dawn. Steam snaked from manholes, smelling faintly of burnt popcorn and desperation. A lone, orange-tinged leaf, clinging precariously to a fire escape, fluttered like a lost pennant.
From the open window of a cramped Brooklyn apartment, the strains of a distorted, Halloween-themed remix of “Concrete Jungle” blared. Inside, a figure in a tangled mess of orange and blue sheets stirred. A hand, adorned with chipped, glittery nail polish, groped for the phone buzzing insistently on the nightstand.
“Yeah? What?” a voice croaked, thick with sleep and the lingering taste of cheap tequila. A muffled groan followed. “It’s too early for this…unless… wait, are you saying they traded for *who*? Buckle up, Buttercup. You just flipped my witch switch. I’m getting the damn t-shirt.” The speaker, now wide awake, kicked off the covers, revealing a pair of mismatched Giants and Knicks socks. The city was awake, and so was she, ready to face the day with a potent mix of caffeine and sports-induced rage.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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