Official Bob Lazar Believe T Shirt Sweater

Official Bob Lazar Believe T Shirt Sweater

Brenda, known for her aggressive skepticism, had sworn she’d never own anything even remotely UFO-related. So, naturally, fate intervened at the annual “Conspiracy Theorist Potluck.” She’d been assigned “Alien Pasta Salad” and, in a flurry of last-minute parmesan grating, tripped over a rogue garden gnome.

Down she went, landing squarely in a vat of green goo, her meticulously ironed blouse now resembling something from a Roswell crash site. Mortified, she scrambled up, searching for something, ANYTHING, to wipe herself down with. That’s when her gaze landed on a neatly folded stack of “Official Bob Lazar Believe T Shirt Sweaters” strategically placed near the punch bowl.

“Desperate times,” she muttered, grabbing the nearest one. Only after scrubbing furiously at the goo did she realize the sweater was a size small, and she, Brenda, was decidedly not. She was now squeezed into an unflattering, alien-promoting garment, covered in green goop, and surrounded by people who probably thought this was all part of some elaborate performance art piece. The irony, as they say, was out of this world.

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PROCESSING TIME

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SHIPPING TIME

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• USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
• USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

• Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

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