Original Only Crown Allowed Here Statue Of Liberty Crown T Shirt Sweater
My latte and I were having a great morning until, well, we weren’t. One clumsy reach for a sugar packet later, and my “Original Only Crown Allowed Here Statue Of Liberty Crown T Shirt Sweater” was sporting a foamy, brown Jackson Pollock. Mortified, I grabbed napkins, dabbing furiously.
“Oh no! Disaster!” a woman with bright pink hair exclaimed, rushing over. “Is that… the ‘Original Only’ crown?”
I nodded miserably. “Ruined, I think.”
“No way! It’s a statement piece! Think of it as abstract expressionism now,” she declared, eyeing the stain. “Adds character! Besides,” she leaned in conspiratorially, “I’ve always thought the knock-off crowns were an outrage. This is a protest, a delicious, caffeinated protest!”
I couldn’t help but laugh. Maybe she was right. My latte-stained crown was now a badge of honor, a delicious declaration against inauthenticity.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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