Original Rat Smoking If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Size Guide
How to measure your shirt correctly?
Width: Lay the shirt flat on the ground (preferably a hard surface) and smooth the fabric out so that there are no wrinkles underneath or on top. Pull the fabric tight, but don’t stretch it. Place the measuring tape at the top of the seam where the sleeve attaches to the body of the shirt and measure across to the same point on the other side of the shirt. Don’t worry if you measure beyond the side seam on the shirt, just measure the shirt flat across.
Length: Lay the shirt flat on the ground with the back of the shirt facing up. Place the measuring tape at the seam where the collar band attaches to the yoke (the fabric that sits across the shoulders) and measure straight down the middle of the back of the shirt to the hem at its longest point.
Sleeve Length: Lay the shirt flat with the back facing up. Extend the right sleeve out to the side and smooth it out as much as possible. Start the tape measure at the middle of the yoke, just below the collar band and measure out to the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve. Place a finger on the measuring tape at the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve to keep it in place, and then pull the tape measure taut to the end edge of the cuff on the sleeve.
Unit of measure: inches
Note: The design shown in this listing may appear slightly blurred due to web optimization, but rest assured that the final print will be created with a much sharper, high-resolution design. All shirts are printed on one side by default. If you would like a custom two-sided print, please contact us for a special order.
- Description
- The product is manufactured based on the buyer’s idea, and we are fully exempt from any responsibility regarding the idea and design of the product.
Original Rat Smoking If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy T Shirt Sweater
The barista called my name. I reached for my latte, excitement bubbling – until disaster struck. A rogue elbow sent the hot liquid cascading down my chest, soaking my “Original Rat Smoking If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy T Shirt Sweater.” I gasped, mortified.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” I spluttered, grabbing napkins.
A woman nearby chuckled. “That’s quite a…statement piece.”
I blushed, wiping furiously. “It’s… ironic. I’m a vet student.”
Her eyes widened. “Seriously? So, professional opinion, what are the long-term health implications of a drunk mouse smoking?”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Well, besides the obvious liver and lung damage, I’d be concerned about the second-hand smoke on his tiny rodent friends.”
We both dissolved into giggles, the coffee stain suddenly seeming less catastrophic. Turns out, a spilled latte and a questionable sweater can be surprisingly good conversation starters.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
Please verify your address before placing your order.
PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
