Original Frog Resist No Kings Crown T Shirt Sweater
The barista called “Latte for…Frogs!” and I beamed, grabbing my drink. Turning, disaster struck. A rogue elbow sent my latte cascading down my chest, soaking my “Original Frog Resist No Kings Crown T Shirt Sweater.” Great.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” a woman exclaimed, rushing over with napkins. “That’s, um, quite the statement piece.”
I sighed, dabbing at the stain. “It’s a long story. Basically, I’m pro-frog, anti-monarchy.”
She chuckled. “I can dig it. Though, I’m more of a lizard-anarchy kind of gal myself.”
“Lizard-anarchy?” I raised an eyebrow.
“Yeah, they’re just so chill, y’know? No power structure, just basking in the sun.”
We both burst out laughing. Maybe a coffee-soaked sweater wasn’t so bad after all. New friends, and a newfound appreciation for reptile-based political philosophies.
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
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