Original Chaos Xi Jinping T Shirt Sweater
The scalding latte cascaded down my chest, a brown river staining my prized “Original Chaos Xi Jinping T Shirt Sweater.” A gasp escaped my lips. Across the table, a woman with vibrant purple hair choked on her scone.
“Oh my god, I am so sorry!” I stammered, grabbing napkins.
She waved a hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it, honey. More worried about that… sweater.” Her eyes narrowed. “Original Chaos, huh? Trying to make a statement?”
“It’s ironic!” I defended, mopping furiously. “Like, the ultimate oxymoron. I bought it at a vintage shop.”
“Vintage Xi Jinping?” She raised an eyebrow. “Now that’s a paradox I can get behind. You know, he does have a certain… aesthetic.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Right? Like a benevolent dictator meets cozy grandpa.” The coffee, now a lukewarm stain, suddenly seemed less offensive. Maybe this sartorial disaster was a conversation starter after all.
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